Associated With Wrestling? Don’t Run For Public Office
You may have to make campaign advertisements like this.
Basil Marceaux: We Live In A Beautiful Country
Candidate for Tennessee Governor. No comment.
Sarah Palin Pays The Seals Back
Warranty void if seal is broken. That is an off-color joke about seal slaughter.
Hopefully Palin changes her views on the protection of the Alaskan wildlife and national forests. Not to bring any politics into this nonsense.
In My Humble Opinion, We Should Nuke The Midwest
I have a complex relationship with America, but like so many of my fellow citizens, it needs to drastically reduce its midsection. Enough is enough.
It's not all bad though, we can still save Colorado. It will be made into its own tropical island in the wasteland that used to be the Gulf Coast. This is set to go through Congress in the form of a bill in 2011.
The Onion: 8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights
"NORFOLK, VA—Gun owners nationwide are applauding the patriotic, though accidental, exercise of Second Amendment rights by 8-year-old Timothy Cummings Tuesday.
"Timothy is a symbol of American heroism," said NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre from Cummings' bedside at Norfolk General Hospital, where the boy is in serious but stable condition from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. "While praying for his recovery, we should all thank God that his inalienable right to keep and bear arms has not been infringed."
[Article: The Onion]
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