“Each Day Humble Supplies Enough Energy To Melt 7 Million Tons Of Glacier”
Cringing irony. Let's say they meant "carbon dioxide" and we'll call it even.
I’m Seriously Considering Killing Myself
Snuggie commercial set to the tune of The Macarena.
In My Humble Opinion, We Should Nuke The Midwest
I have a complex relationship with America, but like so many of my fellow citizens, it needs to drastically reduce its midsection. Enough is enough.
It's not all bad though, we can still save Colorado. It will be made into its own tropical island in the wasteland that used to be the Gulf Coast. This is set to go through Congress in the form of a bill in 2011.
The Only Irish Martial Arts Film – It Sounds Bad Already
The trailer for Fatal Deviation, the only martial arts film to come out of Ireland. You might think that by default it's the best, but no. This movie can only be the worst. The acting, scripting and filming is so horrid that you almost stop noticing their scarring Irish dialects throughout the entire film. Fortunately, this landmark in movie history has been made available on Youtube, split up into eight parts. I suppose you could enjoy it if you were high out of your mind and had already seen every Cheech and Chong four times through. Happy Saturday.
“Pop Music Is Getting Worse”
Oh really?
Perhaps this is the Black Eyed Peas of our generation, minus the token black dude and 40-year old whore.
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